Testicle Tanning and Red Light Therapy
Why you probably don’t need to shine a light on your genitals
In the long list of things that you are never quite ready to write about, the practice of testicular red light therapy, or “ball tanning” as some have called it, is definitely up there near the top. It’s not necessarily that it’s the most bizarre subject I’ve ever come across — the honor of that goes to fire therapy, the practice of literally setting yourself on fire — or even the most harmful one, but it is certainly something that I never really expected to see pulled out of the bucket of What If?
But a short while ago, a clip from Tucker Carlson’s new show went viral with a man confidently arguing that exposing your genitalia to red light could raise testosterone and really just do you a world of good. And so, like a dedicated scientist who has his own testes to worry about, I had a look at the evidence to see whether there was any truth to the claim that we are all suffering and the only thing that can fix us is a red LED pointed at our junk.
The short answer is: probably not. The long answer involves a little bit of science. Let’s dig in.
